Showing posts with label size zero. Show all posts
Showing posts with label size zero. Show all posts

Dear Hindustan Times,


I have never used foul language on my blog. Never. But today I will make an exception. I would like to tell you a quick Fuck You today. I feel that as a recognized Indian portal, you have gone ahead to behave in a completely moronic fashion with your “Kareena Kapoor: Size Zero to Fatso” pictorial piece. This is not about Kareena Kapoor. Not at all. This is about how insensitive a piece this was. You do realize that KK is not a “fatso”, right? In fact, I clearly remember how nutty your publication went a few years ago when she took on her size zero avatar. Back then you called her a whole bunch of names including “unhealthy”. So what’s the issue now? Do you understand that you are basically implying that if you put on a bit of healthy weight, you become a fatso? And then hold on a quick second. Kareena Kapoor puts on a kilo or two and she’s a fatso, but Vidya Balan who can be easily borderline obese is what? Sexy? Why the double standards, you morons?

One of the biggest health related issues young girls deal with include anorexia and bulimia. As a society, we look down on girls who are slightly chubby or big boned – unless you’re Vidya Balan of course, then you’re just plain voluptuous. As a leading Indian publication, your job is to educate and eliminate this outdated idea from the minds of old fashioned Indians. By putting up pieces that look down on a healthy weight, you’re hardly being progressive. By this logic, you have to be a fair size zero fair woman in order to be considered hot, yes? If that is indeed your opinion, then basically my “fuck you” is completely justified.

I understand where these pieces come from. As Indians and Bollywood freaks, we’re all slightly obsessed with every aspect of a star’s life. And when it comes to Kareena Kapoor, we’re infatuated with her size. So of course, in order to bring in readers, it’s best to talk about her weight which has increased, thankfully. But calling her a “fatso” is simply not on. And then the malicious comments on each of her images were just plain down market. By sensationalizing this issue, you are indirectly promoting size zero. For this, another fuck you.

To say that you should rectify your mistake would be asking for too much. So instead, all I want to do is reiterate what I’ve been saying all along: Fuck You. Until you don’t grow the eff up and start writing meaningful articles, you deserve this type of reader. You’ve lost a reader in me. Oh and I’ve put on 2 kilos in the last few months. So yeah, I’m a proud fatso. And what?

P.S. Once again, she isn't FAT. 

Kareena Need Not Be Size Zero

So after claiming that Kareena Kapoor would have to lose weight for her upcoming film with Imran Khan, producer Karan Johar has out to claim that this piece of news is negative. "I read about the LOOK that we've planned for Bebo when in fact we're still undecided. We're certainly not asking her to lose weight. Poor thing how much more weight will she lose?" he was caught stating when quizzed about the incident. But then again, why would he admit that he has actually asked Bebo to slim-on down even more than she already is! In the past, the director has been known for demanding pretty odd things from his stars so, one would be too surprised if he did have a conversation with Bebo about losing weight. However, he probably didn't expect the news to get into the media.

And in other news, the director himself, is busy writing a new script and has shift base to London until mid-August. Of course, he has best buddy Shah Rukh Khan to keep company as the actor is busy shooting for Ra.One.

Imran + Kareena = Size Zero Again!

Over the weekend, I got to see the 2010 IIFA Awards and was impressed (and happy) with Kareena Kapoor's new beautiful body. She has finally realized that she needs to shed the slim-jim size zero look for a more healthier frame. Thank goodness for that because she looks like a million bucks! It was like seeing my favorite Bebo back to her usual awesome sexy yet cute self. And then today, I get to read news of Karan Johar "demanding" her to head back to her skinny look. Reason? Well, for those of you who don't know, one of KJo's upcoming film stars Kareena Kapoor along with Imran Khan. Convinced, that a more skinny Kareena will look better or more "compatible" as he has put it, with Khan.

It was because of boyfriend Saif Ali Khan, who expressed his dislike for the actresses boney figure and thus, Bebo decided to head back to her healthier lifestyle and body. And believe me, if you did see Bebo dance at the awards, she did look mighty healthy and pretty. So why on earth KJo would make such a disgusting demand, is beyond my understanding. I actually think the actress would look better if she was healthier even if its with Imran Khan.

Hopefully, Bebo will tell KJo to take a hike and not indulge in such a silly demand. Are you listening Bebo?

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