Ten Day You Challenge: 10 Secrets!

Okay, while this is a challenge, this particular one defeats the purpose. The point of a secret is for it to be hidden and untold. So if I tell you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore. Duh.

10) Can't tell you
9)   Definitely can't tell you
8)   If I told you this one, I'd have to kill you
7)   Hell no!
6)   This one is way too embarrassing
5)   Shhhhhh
4)   Uh yeah, no way
3)   This secret makes me laugh
2)   Nope. Not even this one!
1)   This one is my deepest darkest secret. So no can do.